There was this small singing thing that happened last month. It’s just a tiny competition, you probably haven’t heard of it.
Here’s a rundown.
- Being green is cool & also hot
- There exists a sexy indie Jesus
- Bulls can be used for performance art pieces
- Folklore goes with Rock n’ Roll
- You can be naked with clothes on
- If you lived in Iceland you would be so cool that no matter what you wore you would still be the coolest cat in the room.
- Pennywise is real!
- A bowl haircut is honestly cute!
- Spanish singing Romanians & Estonian Cowboys are legit fabulous and if you don’t like it you suck.
- You can summon the dark lord but you need to learn Breton.
- You can have a lovely wiccan circle that turns pretend hand claps into real ones. Just make sure you harmonise properly.
- Sweden, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium – have a LOT of feelings and they want to share.
- Sometimes you take a shower and you start singing and you think to yourself; ‘Self, I’m really good at singing. I should enter a competition or something’. You are wrong. Don’t. Seriously Don’t.
- Ukrainian rap. You didn’t know you wanted it but now it’s all there is.
- Just kiss already!
- Bit bit bit bit zdrava!
I’ve got my tight pants on
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